Put a suit on him........

So am sitting here watching Jimmy Fallen on late night and I had an epiphany. In a world where image is everything why the hell do the people we recognize look like the same people we make fun of all the time. So I had a thought, put a guy in a suit and he could be our next billionaire tv

star. So what I will do is continue to add pictures to this post from time to time with different famous people. Please feel free to send me any ideas that you have of famous people who fit outside of the "pop image".

Donald Trump:

I am not sure if “The Donald” and his mullet started his real estate carrier selling trailers to rednecks, but if he had I could imagine that his pitch went something like this:

This beautiful trailer on the west side of the park not only gets the morning sun but comes with the following amenities:

1. This baby is a double wide which means we backed up 2 trailers next to each other knocked out a wall on each side and ducktaped them together (in case you wanted a big kitchen this baby has 2 of them because we left both of them in tacked)

2. Ever want 2 front doors, well if so your in luck cause this one has those too.

3. We can upgrade your trailer for pennies to the dollar so it doesn't have to sit in the dirt and get you some cinder blocks for it to rest on

4. If you are someone who likes to sit in front of a fireplace on those cold night I am going to throw in a vhs that has a looping image of wood burning on a cold winter night

Ok so its a long way from there to the billionaire lifestyle that Donald lives today. Lets be honest though, if he can do it with that crazy looking mullet even the fans of this blog could makes something big of there lives. I am not saying my readers are uneducated or dumb (I wrote this I would be making fun of myself), what I am saying is that image must actually mean nothing at all.

So here is my theory, you can put a suit on just about anyone and make them look good enough to convince people that they can make dreams happen. Take this uneducated inbred looking hillbilly.

This guy is what I would imagine Donald looked like when he started his trailer sales carrier. I have been looking back for over an hour at old pictures of Trump and I can't seem to find anything out there that shows him without some sort of mullet.

For your viewing pleasure I have found a picture Donald that s

hows multiple views of his famous hair.

Hey look they both even have the same smile. Maybe its just the fact that they both look like victimes of a floby (that's right bringing back the haircut vacuum wonder) but I think that I would rather spend my money with a $0.05 hooker hopped up on Ritalin than give my money to either of these guys.

If I saw this guy in a pair of jeans and a flannel shirt I honestly wouldn't be able to tell the 2 apart. Give the guy above a suit and a recent copy of the housing listings and I think we could create a man with an appreciation for 24 carrot gold plated bathroom fixtures.

****Keep posted many more to come****