Teflone

Ok so I am a little upset here. I without a doubt have always understood that Teflone was a slipper or non-stick substance. Let's be honest here ladies you will be upset when you find out that its the most slipper substance in the world. No I am not talking about cooking here as that wouldn't go with the theme of my blog. I understand that it is important to use something like this so that my eggs don't stick to the pan or so that its easier to clean up hamburger when I'm done cooking. As always when I herd this I referred to the Wikipedia and I'll be damned they confirmed this.


So why am I upset about this? I was under the understanding that KY was the slipperiest substance known to man. Maybe I am a little naive here but lets be honest. Next time you find yourself in a situation where the party has been going a little long and and your starting to get chafed by your “tonight stand” this isn't a good thing. This find would suggest that instead of busting out the KY and fornicating until the sun comes up its a better idea to raid the bottom drawer on your stove and grab your favorite frying pan.


Hope you clean your dishes fellas cause I am thinking some leftover bacon would cause a rash!!