Who cares about “higher learning” when in the 5h grade you can learn useful things like “pitching a tent”. Turning the horseshoe toss into the NUVA Ring toss. This is something our school system should be able to stand behind. No longer a need to talk about wet dreams in Sex Ed after a 13yr old puts a money shot in his teachers face. He already knows whats going on with his body, now he just needs to find himself a little hussy so he can continue to get his jollies.
I know some of you will be outraged by reading this....what I have to say to you is fuck off. I mean seriously. I can see my inbox filling up already with hate mail on this but honestly, I think that there is some good value to my theory.
No longer a need to talk about the birds and the bees. Do you ever worry about your child sleeping with some random, learning bad habits and not being able to satisfy their partners when they get older (ok so I added that)? How about the worry of knocking up some random girl, at least you know she will have a job so she will be able to help support the child.
OK so they aren't all hot but shit......most of my readers would die to get in one of these vixens. If I was 13 I would defiantly pick the one on the left, not the crack whore looking substitute teacher Lisa Robyn on the right. On the left is Pamela Rogers, she is a 28 year old school teachers who got 9 months in jail for sleeping with a 13yr old. Not only was she the home coming queen in college, but she was also a bikini-clad promoter for a professional wrestling match.
Doesn't it seem odd that most of the ladies that were being accused of this were blonds. Think they were confused?
So I leave you with this question readers: would you be more upset that your 13yr old son was sleeping with a teacher like Pamela or would you just be pissed because it wasn't you she was sleeping with?
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