iDon't Care

Really an “iPad” Steve...really. I hope this piece of Apple shit has a better screen then my iPod touch which I have had to pay to replace multiple times now. How the hell am I going to carry something with a 10” screen in my pocket, oh yeah thats right I wont. I don't know about you but I look like shit in a turtle neck sweater. Guess I am too intelligent to be one of Mr. Jobs's little followers. They call this device an iPhone on steroids. This doesn't make any sense seeing as this piece of junk doesn't even make phone calls. Steve I just want you to know that I have started renaming things before you get a chance, I am going be expecting top dollar for my iToaster idea.



Other things in the news today that caught my interest was Thomas Mrozek plead guilty to hacking the Church of Scientology websites. All this guy did was help these idiots get more re-route some traffic to their sites apparently preventing authorized users from accesses them. I think the Church of Scientology should put Thomas on their payroll. I bet they haven't had so many people thing about ordering those little red bracelets before. I can see the board meeting now, “I know that we created a BS religion to make millions of dollars, how can we capitalize on this and drive traffic to our online websites/stores”. I bet if Mrozek had accessed the web through his iPad that the feds would have never caught him. Looks like he gets 1 year in prison, Thomas if you want to barrow my iCot its all yours.

Lastly PETA has stepped over the line once again. They are petitioning to have Punxsutawney Phil removed from the famous Ground Hogs Day ceremony. I think they only thing PETA has done in recent memory is get all those drop dead gorgeous famous women to pose naked for their posters. PETA is suggesting that they replace Phil with a robotic version. I'm sorry but WTF is wrong with you people, how the hell is an electronic groundhog supposed to see its freaking shadow your morons. Maybe if you call Steve Jobs he could create an iPhil and equip him with a touch screen. Then when he is done looking at his shadow you can make some purchases on iTunes.



I'll leave you with this, doesn't iPad sound like something you would find in the womens sanitation department at your local pharmacy?