Pam Anderson Sux n So Does Ur Mom

Some interesting things in the news today. In a recent study published in the Journal of Neuroscience they have discovered that men and women have different sexual experiences due to stress. They tested women both during their “cycle” in comparison to women during ovulation. I am sorry but I don't need to be a Neurosurgeon to tell you that your wife isn't going to put out at certain times of the month and she will be cranky when you try to get some. Sorry buddy but that's when I grab my shit and high tail my ass down fire escape for a few days and shack up with your best friends wife.




In related news AARP did a sex study that I found interesting for some reason. Pamela Anderson sux and apparently so does your mom. Good to know. AARP found that 45+ boomer's are having a whole new sex revaluation due to a little blue pill. I wont even begin to get into the sexually foreplay acts they play.....but I am guessing the loss of teeth could be a real benefit here. Just think of this, next time you are home for the holidays and your parents need to “go to sleep early” they might just be humping like a couple rabbits after eating a bucket full of carrots (ok so that was dumb but I am going to leave it in there anyways and if you don't like it fuck you and come up with something better).

Ok so explain this to me, the FDA has found a way to regulate everything us hard working Americans put into our bodies including Cheerios and yet they somehow dropped the ball on electronic cigarettes. They tried to pass these off as “drug-devices” and lost in federal court today. Are you fucking kidding me. Maybe instead of wasting your time with this FDA you should do some research on how Cypress Hill always seems to get a 12 foot glow in the dark water bong on stage and yet you haven't figured out how to tax people for marijuana sales yet. Another thought, what happened to the coke and hash trade, I would bet Columbian cartel members would pay top tax dollars to bring their “products” into the US. I would hook up with treasury and see about bailing out some more banks that still continue to make shitty spending decisions.

That's all my rant for the day so I will leave you with this:

Do you think certain drugs should be legal in the US so the government can tax on them? I look forward to the hate mail!!