Ok so I will admit that I am more socially connected then an iPhone if it ran on a network that actually worked. But WTF is Ford thinking. They recently unofficially announced a technology that will be put in new cars that will allow you to "tweet from your seat" (you like that shit, I made it up myself). This is a technology that will use Audio playback to send and revived twitter messages while you are driving. I wonder if you will still be able to view naked pictures on twit-pic. If not maybe it will describe the vixens for you. "Hello Mr. CellPhish what can I do for you", "Search twitter for womens twatters". "Mr CellPhish here is a blond 36-24-26 with perky breasts who's neither regions smell like goat cheese." I can see this going the way wrong direction, mainly because Ford will also be taking the Kleenex holders out of these vehicles to make room for the new technology which could result in a sticky residue on the dashboard.
One other thing Ford will be adding is Mobile hotspots which will allow users to use WiFi hot-spots to get on the web. Also will include the Pandora app. So next time you are road-tripping with your homies you can be jamming out to your favorite channels on Pandora radio.....what that you say? Hot-spots will only work while the car is parked. What a worthless piece of shit that technology is, I can surf that on my phone while playing with my Twitter and leaving yahoo on your Facebook but only while parked outside your house and jacking your neighbors WiFi connection.
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