Chesters Nuts

In recent news Oxmoor House a do-it-yourself book publishing firm has done a voluntary recall of a plethora of books on how to wire at home. They found errors in technical diagrams and wiring instructions that could cause shock or create a fire hazard. In some cases it was found to do just the opposite. Oxmoor House made the discovery after the recent raid of the property of Umar Faroik (“The Underwear Bomber”). The books were discovered in his apartment and raised suspicions to the company when faulty wiring prevented him from blowing his tiny bits to bits on a Detroit bound flight over Christmas. On a side note how would you like to be the jerk who goes down in history known as the “Underwear Bomber”? I guess one question I have is was he wearing boxers or briefs? My other question is what is it with these terrorists, they try taking out American citizens with things they don't even own in their country. Just think of this, first we had the shoe bomber. Have you ever seen some dude running through the desert with an RPG strapped to his back with shoes on? Now this idiot who wants to blow his chestnuts off over and open fire on Christmas wearing a pair of edible underwear (strawberry is the best choice for bombing from what I hear) . Both of these idiots failed. Maybe they should use things they understand and keep true to their roots.

I am calling out the “Towel Bomber”, the “Flip-Flops Bomber”, and the “Goat Fucker Bomber”!! The day one of these Jehad pride mofo's gets through TSA with their willy in a goats ass is the day we switch to xray cameras at airport security.

They say their was warning to the Feds that this guy was bad news. Tragically I have a hard time blaming them. Just think of it this way; if you got a phone call saying some ass-whole was going to hope a plane with explosives strapped to his nuts, would you believe it?


In recent emails I was asked to come up with a question of the day. This seems a little cleché to me but email or respond with your responses.

What do you think they should do with Airport Security? Is it a TSA problem or a laps in intelligence we are having problems with?